"I will be here for 20 years, which is fifteen years longer than anyone should have to tolerate someone on top, and I will never change my image or demeanor one bit. Which has now become the go-to message in all of his promos over the past few months. Where it was made painfully clear once again that John Cena would never change.
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The final segment of Smackdown featured Miz TV with Cena and Ambrose. The Bunny's the true leader of the League of Roseassassins. See, Rose is just the Ra's al Ghul impersonator. But the numbers game worked in Party B's favor and members of the Exotic Express ran in, one and a time, to get chokeslammed - sacrificing their lives to protect their true King. Then, after Kane demolished Rose, he went after the Bunny. Which thusly yielded the best Adam Rose moment to date. Also, Adam Rose was informed that he and his easy-going 24/7 party ass was being fed to Kane. Resulting in a fifteen man tag team match (Torito and Hornsgator each counted as a half because wrestling) in the main event to crown the best Smackdown GM of all time. And the two of them tried to, I s*** you never, out-tag team book the other guy. Chrisley (I don't know his first name, Jasper fits though) and NeNe Leakes (you betcher ass I had to look that up), but it made do with John "People Power" Laurinaitis and Teddy "Holla Holla" Long. No it didn't have top-shelf A-list celebrities like Jasper Q. He smells like Arby's and he has a hangman game tattoo on his neck where the little stick figure's totally hanged and dead and the word reads F C K. I've seen cups of green tea that are more menacing.
Vince wants Reigns to come off more like a cold badass. Word has it that Vince was very unhappy with the Reigns video from last week, where he appeared "via satellite" to talk about his hernia and his comeback.
If he faced Triple H, it'd just be two past-era guys taking up the past-era card spot. Plus, it would probably satisfy all those out there who hate it when Rock comes back in and takes the spotlight away from a younger guy. That's not to say I wouldn't enjoy seeing these two fight again. So this was also probably a throwaway deal and a Rock/Trips 'Mania match was name-dropped just to get a crowd reaction (on a show where the crowd sounds can be edited to be whatever the WWE wants anyhow). It was almost too funny to take seriously as a build to a 'Mania match.